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# The Jerks
## Takes

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#### Hot takes
- Wonder Woman (2017) is the greatest super hero movie of all time, surpassing even The Dark Knight (2008)
- Zack Snyder's movies are very entertaining and are only disliked by neckbeards that enjoy "real" cinema
- There is literally no reason for Burger King to exist -- their fries are disgusting and their burgers are only marginally better than the competition
- Rolling Rock is the greatest mass-produced beer, followed closely by Hamm's
- Call of Duty peaked with Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (2007) and has only gone downhill ever since
- 2008 was the greatest year ever for video games and will most likely never be surpassed
- There are almost no games released since 2014 worth playing
- Cyclones > Hawkeyes

#### Nuclear takes
- The Beatles were talentless hacks
- The Simpsons is not entertaining, not even season 4
- Skyrim (2011) is a decent modding platform but by no means a good game in and of itself
- Doom (1994) and other "classic FPSes" are not good games
- Halo: Combat Evolved (2001) is an awful game, and a good lesson in how to not design levels and weapons
- Minecraft is not fun, a complete waste of time, and a technical abomination
- Avicii's music wasn't that great
- """Modern""" indie pixel art games are mostly garbage and are only liked by neckbeard communists who want to "stick it to the man"