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# The Jerks
## Takes

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#### Hot takes
- Zack Snyder's movies are **good**
- There is literally no reason for Burger King to exist -- their fries are disgusting and their burgers are only marginally better than the competition
- Rolling Rock is the greatest mass-produced beer, followed closely by Hamm's
- The Matrix sucked
- Avicii's music sucked

#### Nuclear takes
- The Beatles were talentless hacks
- The Simpsons sucks
- Skyrim sucks
- Doom (1994) and other "classic FPSes" are certainly software engineering marvels, but they suck by modern standards
- Halo: Combat Evolved (2001) is an awful game, and a good lesson in how to not design levels and weapons
- Minecraft is not fun, a complete waste of time, and a technical abomination