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@@META name viewport content width=device-width,initial-scale=1.0
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@@TITLE The Jerks - Links
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@@CSS css/main.css
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# The Jerks
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## Takes
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@@INCLUDE nav.md4tj
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#### Hot takes
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- Wonder Woman (2017) is the greatest super hero movie of all time, surpassing even The Dark Knight (2008)
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- Zack Snyder's movies are very entertaining and are only disliked by neckbeards that enjoy "real" cinema
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- There is literally no reason for Burger King to exist -- their fries are disgusting and their burgers are only marginally better than the competition
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- Rolling Rock is the greatest mass-produced beer, followed closely by Hamm's
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- Call of Duty peaked with Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (2007) and has only gone downhill ever since
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- 2008 was the greatest year ever for video games and will most likely never be surpassed
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- There are almost no games released since 2014 worth playing
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- Cyclones > Hawkeyes
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#### Nuclear takes
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- The Beatles were talentless hacks
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- The Simpsons is not entertaining, not even season 4
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- Skyrim (2011) is a decent modding platform but by no means a good game in and of itself
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- Doom (1994) and other "classic FPSes" are not good games
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- Halo: Combat Evolved (2001) is an awful game, and a good lesson in how to not design levels and weapons
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- Minecraft is not fun, a complete waste of time, and a technical abomination
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- Avicii's music wasn't that great
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- """Modern""" indie pixel art games are mostly garbage and are only liked by neckbeard communists who want to "stick it to the man"
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